25 May 2004 - presidential philosophy

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History Of Modern Philosophy

Reagan: A commie saved is a commie burned.

Bush I: Be kinder and gentler when you read my lips.

Clinton: The cheese that can be grated for mango ice cream is not the eternal cheese.

Bush II: Nothing is as simple as you think. So don’t think.

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