22 June 2004 - buns of Steele

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Another Mistaken Plan

They said, never end a sentence a preposition with. You saw beyond. They said, a meta is not phor that. You but labored harder. Today, after years of writing exercise, the tall strong verbs are strikingly handsome and the lithe adjectives move with enormous poise and grace: You have achieved buns of Danielle Steele. And you still can’t get a date.

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