Al Qaeda boss: Does the Supreme Court decision have any
implications for our plans?
Al Qaeda strategist: Not in itself, but for what it reveals
about the Bush administration, yes.
boss: They’re stingy with info, so that’s useful.
strategist: Exactly. What they fear about allowing detainees
their day in court is not that any might escape punishment, or might
tie up the courts wasting time. They’re afraid of what our people
might say. They’re afraid of information getting out.
boss: Hmm. So you think maybe TV commercials?
strategist: They’ll be cowering in their bunkers.
boss: Excellent, just like we were last year.
the Daily Whale
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