“When you lost attitude control... it diverges—not very slowly.” — Neil Armstrong
That’s test-pilot speak for “Suddenly it went out of control.” Armstrong made the correct split-second decision and safely ejected from the failed Lunar Landing Research Vehicle, and later went on to land a Lunar Module for which ejection seats would have been no use. Yet he wasn’t able to avoid another accident of English: That’s one small step for A man!
Armstrong has always maintained that he said “That’s one small step for a man, one giant leap for mankind.” The recording can only be heard as “one small step for man.”
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