24 October 2004 - flu vaccine quiz

< yesterday -- tomorrow >

Flu vaccine—the deadly shortage! Only enough exists to protect those who are at risk!! What will you do???

A. Guess I’ll just suffer and die along with the rest of humanity. Been nice knowin’ ya!
B. Lie, cheat, and steal—the usual.
C. Switch newspapers again.

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