26 October 2004 - war crimes trial
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judge: I hereby call this, the first American war crimes
trial, to order.
audience: Ha ha ha ha!
prosecutor: I will show Mr. Rumsfeld to be a living symbol
of racial hatreds, of terrorism and violence, and of the arrogance
and cruelty of power.
audience: Ha ha ha ha!
Rumsfeld: I am not a crook.
audience: Ha ha ha ha!
announcer: And that’s just a sample of what you’ll see
on Comedy Essential!
audience: Ha ha ha ha!
clue:
For “living symbol”, compare Nuremberg. For “I am not a crook”
see Watergate.
give me a clue so sweet and true
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