28 October 2006 - dunk quiz

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Veep Cheney on a radio show agreed that “a dunk in water” is a “no-brainer” treatment for terrorism suspects, openly approving an infamous torture method. What’s up with this slime?

A. It is the result of having no brain.
B. It was only radio. He had no idea anybody might be listening in.
C. What a kidder. He’s joking when he says “We don’t torture.”
D. “Robust interrogation”? He’s not good enough at minimizing it. Maybe “We don’t torture, we ask firmly”?

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