30 September 2009 - standardization

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More Plans from the King of the World

Standardization and mass production make the world simpler, but not simple. To always choose the right bulb, you still need to be a lighting engineer. When I become king of the world, I will straighten the labyrinth where it is crooked by extending standardization and mass production to what we currently call human beings. Those who flunk standardization class will be re-educated by a sausage machine, simultaneously solving the global problems of overpopulation and malnutrition.

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