FBI agent: I’m finally back. Kind of a bummer that
I had to miss the mafia raids.
FBI supervisor: It’s OK, I have something just as good
for you.
agent: Arright!
supervisor: You’re after a member of Anonymous, an
organization that acted against a business acting against
an organization that acted against the interests of the
United States. It’s that important.
agent: OK... what did this guy do, exactly?
supervisor: He helped stuff too much data onto the
internet and illegally caused minor inconvenience.
agent: The mafia still sounds like more fun.
supervisor: All criminals are the same to us. Guns
drawn, bust down the door!
agent: That’s the important part! Let’s go!
the Daily Whale
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