9 May 2011 - PET

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Think Like a Geek

I look at positron emission tomography, and what do I see? Nothing but squandered potential. Imagine what could have been: Antimatter shooting from your brain! Annihilating all it touches! A celestial halo of gamma radiation! Why oh why is it all wasted on silly brain scans?

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