11 June 2011 - training

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We Know Cramming Is Bad, That’s Why We Do It

Corporate training is usually intensive, which means that the trainers attempt to pour one liter of knowledge from their wide brain pan into the one-liter wine bottle of your head in a single motion. If you’re a swift learner, you end up only wet behind the ears, rather than wet all over. This explains both why some companies don’t believe in training and why some swear by it.

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