A. So I’m careful not to want to do anything.
B. So I decided to be the barber who shaves
everybody who doesn’t shave himself.
C. But it takes all my trying just to avoid
tripping over my own feet.
D. I guess I don’t try hard enough at trying
hard enough.
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