21 November 2014 - not a contest

Normal: Life is not a contest.
Weird: It is if you’re a winner like me!
Normal: Is this what losers tell themselves?
Smart: But you’re right, life is not a contest. It’s an evolutionary fitness measurement.
Weird: Oh, that’s not a contest, it’s a pecan pie.
Smart: It’s not about winning or losing.
Normal: Yeah!
Smart: It’s about how much you win or lose.