26 March 2015 - be a pundit

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Earn respect, be a pundit! Your stance: “If you had followed my advice, by now everything would have worked out.” Sound sensible, but support your stance: Remain unrealistic. To recover if someone does start to follow your advice: Add details. Your aim should be the fusion of undeniable plausibility with plausible deniability.

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