25 April 2015 - dead bureaucracy

< yesterday -- tomorrow >

Life is no time for dealing with bureaucracy. When I am King of the World, all the many forms and fiddly bits will be saved up for afterward. It’s OK if you’re a little slow, you’ll have eternity. My citizens will not only be more productive, they will strive to lead long and healthy lives because they know what hell awaits them.

clue:

The phrase “forms and fiddly bits” is inspired by Douglas Adams.

take oh take this clue away

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