12 September 2015 - split-brain patient

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How Democracy Works

leader: What do we want?
word from on high: You thought that you couldn’t play rock-paper-scissors against yourself,
protestors: Doughnuts!
word from on high: because it is a game of imperfect information and you are perfect.
leader: When do we want them?
word from on high: But there is a way.
protestors: Before meals!
word from on high: A split-brain patient can play one side with each hemisphere.

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