3 October 2015 - gigantopithecus

When you go fishing, do you bait your hook for megalodon? When you meet gigantopithecus on the sidewalk, an ape that towers over you and weighs half a ton, is your first thought “Let’s wrestle”? Wow, just like Putin! If you grapple with such extinct giants and love to talk about it, then you are fully qualified. Sign up as a Republican presidential candidate today!