15 January 2019 - the dark side

The far side of the moon has not been “dark” since 1960, when the Soviet Union published the first atlas. When I am king of the world, anyone who says “dark side of the moon” will be sent to darkest Africa to string electrical cables until they become enlightened and lose their prejudice. In the meantime, if any journalists wish to help rid the world of oldspeak, when they cover Chang’e 4 they should stop explaining “dark side of the moon.” To speak the name of the stupid summons it.