13 March 2019 - Elves Chasm Gneiss

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Mutual Understanding

me: I will be King of the World.
Weird: That’s nice, but is is Elves Chasm Gneiss?
me: And you will be my court jester.
Weird: No, it is less than the Loess Hills!
me: I don’t have to decree it. It will just happen.
Weird: A pluton on a plutino would be like nothing you have ever seen.

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