7 December 2019 - impeachment 1

Lord Trump (“before me, the deluge”), in his encyclopedic ignorance a patron of the Museum of Coarse Arts, appears set for a Pyrrhic defeat in the House of Representatives, to the consternation of a monster nation. Thus is ruled the Planet of the Jackanapes. The spilled milk, the sweetened condensed milk of human kindness, will soon run under the bridge. And now, may I be excused? I have some vigilance to unremit.