5 January 2022 - Doric columns

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When the inimitably inimical gods wish to destroy the world, first they confuse the language with add-homonym attacks. It's been going on since the beginning of the rain of the skyscraper. Then they debase the currency, starting in Turkey. When the time is at hand, lightning strikes will ionize the Doric columns. Only we can save ourselves! No more dull buildings!

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