4 February 2025 - DOGE

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Musk's DOGE was predicted to be ineffective, like a real doge. Clever name, that. But no, the Eel has a strong jaw; he grabs on and spins. He went straight for control over payments. We need to bring back the obsolete word "reave", which was common back when reaving was an everyday thing. I am not taking bets on whether government money will be reft for private gain.

clue:

A moray eel grabs on with its strong jaw and spins.

give me a clue so sweet and true

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