17 November 2025 - sub-marine

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An old joke has a dyslexic looking for a sign from Dog. Today it's unfunny and rude, because we have DOGE which is more prolific in ignoring prayers. Meanwhile the big boss, a very stable genius, blows up drug runners and threatens Venezuela on the grounds that it distracts from Epstein.

He's not a superhuman he's a sub-marine
ran-dom-ly torpedoing.

clue:

Drawing on the weird trope that strength and intelligence are inversely related.

give me a clue so sweet and true

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