5 January 2026 - ruling Venezuela

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Little Donnie: Well, that was easy.
advisor: Disregarding months of preparation and hours of luck, yes.
Little Donnie: I got Maduro and now they have to do what I say!
advisor: You are installing a puppet government?
Little Donnie: Cut it out with all the long words.
advisor: My apologies. You do not play with puppets. What action figure do you want?

clue:

This is not likely to work out well.

give me a clue so sweet and true

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