25 January 2026 - microplastics

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Theorist 1: AI microplastics are in your brain, controlling you!
Ordinary person: No they aren't.
Theorist 1: See, they got you!
Theorist 2: I thought they were Trump microplastics.
Theorist 1: They got you too! I'm the last survivor!

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