27 January 2026 - brainwashing

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expert: Just a couple questions before we begin the procedure. Is this your first brainwashing?
trainee: I'm a Scientologist.
expert: Excellent. How do you judge whether you are doing the right thing?
trainee: Truth comes from above.
expert: Perfect. You can proceed on the main track. We now begin your training as an official ICE agent.

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