11 March 2026 - unconditional surrender 5

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I don't know if you've realized, but Trump sometimes lies, by which I mean that you can often find bits of truth if you sift finely. Let's interpret his war statements accordingly. When he demands unconditional surrender, he's feeling confident. When he contradicts it and says the war will be over soon, he's feeling shaky. Iran is following a correct strategy: To end the war sooner, pretend to be an immovable object.

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