13 April 2026 - Hormuz toll

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Iran's negotiation strategy is not the best. Charging a toll on the Strait of Hormuz is a problem for the world, but Trump doesn't care about that. Just give Trump 51% to prove he's more powerful than you and he'll go home happy.

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