2 May 2026 - de Sitter space

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Do you see cosmologists protesting against de Sitter space? No, unlike voters, scientists take their task seriously. That's why science must be abolished. Be glad that the government is powerful. We can abolish protesting voters at the same time.

clue:

See anti-de Sitter space.

give me a clue so sweet and true

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