3 July 2026 - $1,400,000,000

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Reports say that Trump earned $1,400,000,000 from cryptocurrency, ah, ventures. I can personally assure you that, though some of his methods superficially resemble fraud, nothing illegal occurred. King Trump is the law. Claims of conflict of interest are equally vacuous. If he wins, that's good, and if others lose, that's good too. Where's the conflict?

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