16 August 2026 - gold-colored

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Goldmaxxing

If it's vital to national security, then it's gold, like Golden Dome. And if it's gold-colored, like the ballroom, then it's vital to national security.

clue:

"... the integrated military complex including a totally secure ballroom space, at the East Wing of the White House, which is vitally required by national security." They're saying the ballroom is "integrated" with the bunker hiding underneath it, as if they couldn't work without each other.

take oh take this clue away

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