30 September 2026 - I'm a humanoid

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Y'know work in the factory don't leave ya much slack
But it's nothing that a robot like me can't hack
It's early to work and never go back
Thank Musk I'm a humanoid

It's a busy kinda shop but it does me no harm
After each bad break I can get a new arm
The site doesn't even have a fire alarm
Thank Musk I'm a humanoid

I don't drink a drop of any fossil fuels
I never was one of them power-hungry tools
Just put me on a job with explicit rules
Thank Musk I'm a humanoid

Your life ain't worth half a jot nor a tittle
If you're caught in the hands of the piggy in the middle
Now excuse me I got some laws to fiddle
Praise Musk I'm a humanoid, yeah! Halleluja!

clue:

After "Thank God I'm a Country Boy", famously performed by John Denver.

give me a clue so sweet and true

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