7 November 2026 - Trump loss

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Trump's inner thoughts: My wealth and influence! No, the ballroom is good. My victory! That's it, the triumphal arch isn't done yet. I'll push harder on that. It's good, though. It's not like I could make a mistake.
Trump says: These two years have been the greatest in history. If only my enemies like Fox News paid attention!

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