boss: I’ve rewritten the project goals to be more ambitious.
Your task is to provide analysis proving them infeasible.
hero: How does that makes sense?
boss: Time will explain all. Besides, to generous souls, every
task is noble.
hero: No! Death before dishonor!
boss: The order is not important.
hero: Actually, once I’m dishonored enough I won’t mind being dead.
What the heck!
“Whom the gods would destroy, they first drive insane.”
“Time will explain it all. He is a talker, and needs no questioning before he
speaks.”
“To generous souls every task is noble.”
“Dishonor will not trouble me, once I am dead.”
“Every man is like the company he is wont to keep.”
And don’t forget: “Talk sense to a fool and he calls you foolish.”
give me a clue so sweet and true
the Daily Whale
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