15 April 2001 - President Double-You

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This, Now, This Is A Double Dactyl

Higgledy piggledy
President Double-You
Utters his speeches to
Utter delight.

Misunderestimate!
Neighborhood hemispheres!
Partial aphasia was
Never so right.

clue:

“They misunderestimated me.” — George W. Bush, 6 November 2000

“Natural gas is hemispheric. I like to call it hemispheric in nature because it is a product that we can find in our neighborhoods.” — George W. Bush, 20 December 2000

give me a clue so sweet and true

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