Higgledy piggledy
President Double-You
Utters his speeches to
Utter delight.
Misunderestimate!
Neighborhood hemispheres!
Partial aphasia was
Never so right.
“Natural gas is hemispheric. I like to call it hemispheric in nature because it is a product that we can find in our neighborhoods.” — George W. Bush, 20 December 2000
give me a clue so sweet and true
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