31 July 2001 - duck sauce

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The Progress of Explanation

1961: Jade Palace All-in-a-Row Duck Sauce. Guaranteed!
1981: Warning: Duck sauce contains no ducks.
2001: Congratuations! Your new Duck Out of Water! duck sauce (model XP) meets stringent ANSI Standard WOADB-1134 for mutual duck-water exclusion.

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