1961: Jade Palace All-in-a-Row Duck Sauce. Guaranteed!
1981: Warning: Duck sauce contains no ducks.
2001: Congratuations! Your new Duck Out of Water! duck sauce
(model XP) meets stringent ANSI Standard WOADB-1134 for mutual
duck-water exclusion.
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