17 September 2001 - no simple answers

The Supreme Being today issued the following official advisory:

“The hereinafter promulgated information pertains to individuals who, desiring to bomb parties yet unidentified, prefer not to wait for said identification; to individuals desiring to employ nuclear weapons; and to individuals who just want to go beat up people they don’t like. Please be advised that, due to scheduling error, you were born on the wrong planet. There are no simple answers here.”