5 October 2001 - complimentary offer 2

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How to Offer a Compliment

WRONG: “An idea worthy of Einstein!”

Your mistake: You haven’t been watching The Simpsons. Intellect is out.

RIGHT: “That’s the dumbest thing ever. Let’s do it.”

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