20 May 2003 - terrorist theorist

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terrorist theorist: Thus, as a necessary condition of turbulent layer inversion, we must seek to polarize the dialectic along the fault lines of the critical path from—
terrorist strategist: What?
theorist: OK, look at the yin-yang symbol. We’re the little eyes, see? And we’re trying—
strategist: I only wanted to know why it makes sense that we’re staging attacks in countries that are, uh, not our biggest enemies.
theorist: Fine, fine. “If you’re not with us, you’re against us.” strategist: Ah! When they see what it means to be against us, they’ll all join!

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