21 May 2003 - dear mortal being

Dear mortal being,

We of the higher realms, if any, would like to welcome your fragile shell to this venue of wonder and inconvenience, the physical universe. Should you desire aid, please do not hesitate to inquire. We, and all our minions, will be delighted to assist in ignoring your request.

May the cheese fries of fate rest lightly on your hips,

(signed) The Powers That May Or May Not Be