reporter: Wait, when you say “we can’t risk anyone knowing,”
do you really mean anyone?
High-Level Administration Source: That’s right. Scientific
studies have shown that, statistically, the best way to prevent a
secret from being passed on is to not know it. So in this
administration we’ve made it a policy that no one is allowed to
have knowledge, from the president on down.
reporter: That explains a lot.
Source: And by forgetting the launch codes, we also reduce
the risk of nuclear war.
the Daily Whale
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