1. Collect $1,000,000.
2. Spread it on a table.
3. You do have a cell phone camera, right? You didn’t have to
sell it to get the $1,000,000?
4. Throw the photo up on Myspace or some other machine of the
unwashed. Real life doesn’t matter any more.
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