11 August 2005 - whim of a hat

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I Pray Every Day There’s Less Causality

“I believe that, as quickly as possible, young scientists ought to be allowed to go across our border, but only awaywards, where they won’t bring damages among these great American people. Because it’s scientists who have no conscious, who kill at the whim of a hat.”
— George W. Bush explains his positions on “intelligent design”, global warming, and other topics

clue:

Based on two actual Bushisms... except that I substituted “scientists” for “cows”. I’m pretty sure he meant to talk about mad scientists rather than mad cows.

give me a clue so sweet and true

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