“I believe that, as quickly as possible, young scientists
ought to be allowed to go across our border, but only
awaywards, where they won’t bring damages among these
great American people. Because it’s scientists who have
no conscious, who kill at the whim of a hat.”
— George W. Bush explains his positions on “intelligent
design”, global warming, and other topics
give me a clue so sweet and true
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