15 September 2010 - making stuff up

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There are two ways to bring information into the world: You can find stuff out, or you can make stuff up. Both are roaring businesses, but due to lower costs making stuff up is 212% as profitable, according to statistics that I just invented. The remaining problem is that making up the really impressive stuff, like Avatar, still requires finding a few things out first. And I have just fictionalized a method for avoiding that cost, which you can find out for the low low price of only....

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