25 November 2010 - North Korea game

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North Korea: I draw a Provocation card! Spin the spinner.... It’s artillery! Bam bam!
South Korea: Oh yeah? Well I roll... six, my toughest answer! I shoot back a little and threaten massive retaliation next time! So there!
World: Aw, this game is no fun. My turn is always the same.
China: Hey, my cards all say “Call for Restraint,” and you don’t see me complaining.

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