25 April 2012 - truth serum

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Future Brain Scan Lie Detectors

Suppose truth serum were real, who would it be good for? Well, first off it’s contraindicated for Catholics (it’s on the Index Libation Prohibitation), or those dating (may cause frowsiness), those who must be convincing in their work, those who are seeking a job.... Everyone except children (who broke the remote?) and other total losers—the perfect victims!

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