the Daily Whale - archive 2012

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January February March
1 2012 to act naughty plastic surgery
2 a safe distance go get bombed good spying
3 philosophical question bonds are wordy official procedure
4 seven-league boots health care metrics fiction and autobiography
5 potassium immoral, immortal stalls
6 strong point death squad accessible BLT
7 like a war Steve Jobs who hesitates
8 keep it secret essential crisis privacy, piracy
9 theory spider being difficult personal information
10 classless society difficult age blaze of glory
11 Dow Jones Industrial Average handicapped parking seek your fortune
12 stealth meme taboo hell
13 tolerance for ambiguity consciousness made in China
14 spread the wealth illustrating illustration regulatory framework
15 no foreigners a dream listen to reality 1
16 don’t see it surprise learning listen to reality 2
17 organize by Facebook nothing matters listen to reality 3
18 internet control life points no future
19 elder statesman help me skyfall
20 commercial entertainment everyone dies? speculative positions
21 disturb you in our scapegoats past performance
22 computer literacy smog and folk trust
23 incorruptible tease together test a model
24 Fox News Emily Dickinson Mohammed Merah
25 duty waste time network censorship
26 more things quiz unrequited and unrequired seeking
27 Megaupload speak volumes lemonade
28 long spoon FBI GPS baldness
29 electronics doping neutron bomb newspaper headlines
30 obscurity forgivenness
31 shake well pinhole
 
April May June
1 theme three times become famous
2 effect and affect death spittoon 2 in the clouds
3 unwritten law to the victor memes of the many
4 sharp moment 1 employ, deploy angle of incidents
5 sharp moment 2 security journalism reform
6 DOOM absurd and not give up
7 count your bridges genocide practice
8 defeatism adding fertilizer Ultima Zed
9 ideal location H.P. Lovecraft think of the adults
10 after breaking opinions vs. facts Lizzie Borden
11 some definition vale of ears walk and surf
12 harm the public 1 palette what you know is right
13 harm the public 2 makes sense not research
14 harm the public 3 as if no one global village
15 harm the public 4 like an atom demagogic
16 got that plot achieve peace childrearing 1
17 Majorana fermions first offense childrearing 2
18 gradually correct the truth childrearing 3
19 warrior curse the darkness childrearing 4
20 not easy miserable existence childrearing 5
21 mergers and acquisitions red line negative space quiz
22 not a drill Facebook IPO to deserve
23 be unnoticed work of fiction as if no one
24 impostor syndrome talking to ourselves elsewhere
25 truth serum the specific the upcoming election
26 unfinished the general on schedule
27 intertextual resonances version numbers quiz pigeons
28 say it loudly loose cannons one shot
29 good lie cyberpunk future gorgonzola
30 paternalism true story analytic method
31 protest signs
 
July August September
1 survive denial photosynthesis 4
2 software ongoing mistakes break glass
3 spam subjects active galactic nucleus named after you
4 mirror mirror blames media tolerance
5 Australia Knight Capital 1 zero tolerance
6 imagination Knight Capital 2 object permanence
7 even hereafter worklessness collateral damage
8 sustainability bringing bad news different professions
9 Nigerian scam first principles taser
10 false rumors nuclear war robber barons 1
11 debt to GDP that don’t work robber barons 2
12 debt to generations middle aged once robber barons 3
13 digital native domestic violence robber barons 4
14 mistake quiz phone booths robber barons 5
15 hard power language change 1 Obama 2012
16 J.P. Morgan security language change 2 Romney 2012
17 bad trade language change 3 lucky optimists
18 computer power love you more quiz critical
19 Moon Chamber perseverance British royals
20 living in you elephant gorilla too much iteration
21 purpose and use first order global warming
22 Andromeda inventing wine dare to dream
23 albatross farm 1 number comeback
24 albatross farm 2 forbidden transactions life is a game
25 albatross farm 3 wavering nihilist German reunification
26 albatross farm 4 photosynthesis 1 mortal enemy
27 albatross farm 5 photosynthesis 2 other people’s money
28 albatross farm 6 photosynthesis 3 secret conspiracy
29 the law is a nail price vs quality
30 fiscal crisis futility looking at
31 future progress yelling at idiots
 
October November December
1 eliminate the impossible branding famy
2 lifting body blogosphere claiming chinaware
3 peaceful world spinning your wheels CCTV
4 go wrong police belts no gain
5 reconstructive surgery lest we remember Mideast peace process
6 over my head Halloween decorations isn’t obvious
7 restore European growth generalist glow of joy
8 like a charm making point course of action
9 technologists natural living thing standard mail
10 made up stuff zombie weather context
11 two steps kill switch absolute truth 1
12 don’t agree ten things absolute truth 2
13 proverbs in decline absolute truth 3
14 not panicking Plan B only grammatically
15 universe winds down gadget quiz consensus
16 don’t understand weeds irrelevance
17 economics and politics good luck make rules
18 sustainability going nowhere underestimating intelligence
19 sustenance permission and ability weather control
20 duck-billed platypus daily targeting next best
21 smoothest operators hire mercenaries another day
22 reversion to the nice skills by century past and future privacy
23 Achilles and Aeneas factories by century St. Nixie
24 Odysseus foreigners by century have to advertise
25 asteroid seize power to-do list 1
26 ears and eyes Henry James Joyce to-do list 2
27 as I expected quiz Sandy Island quiz the rain of days
28 conference table DONT TALK complaining
29 overtaking 1 convenience the best way quiz
30 overtaking 2 objective journalism if a tree falls
31 election slogans fiscal cliff
 

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