19 July 2012 - Moon Chamber

When I become King of the World my rule will be overseen by the Pubby Council and enforced outhouse-style by the Court of the Moon Chamber, which will not be a kangaroo court at all but an adorable koala court. These and other public relations officers, representing my will to the people, will be granted diplomatic immunity until they make a mistake, when they will be declared persona au gratin and distributed to the grateful masses.