12 September 2012 - robber barons 3

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Sausage not intended for passage through the machine shall be entitled to such compensation as we in our sole discretion decide is sufficient to deter lawsuits. But first, you gotta try the fun bureaucratic dispute resolution procedure! Really, you gotta, it’s in the service conditions. Great deal, right? We don’t even have mandatory arbitration!

clue:

The arbitrators are independent and certified and all that jazz, but if they don’t act in favor of the business then they won’t stay employed. Mandatory arbitration really is a worse deal.

give me a clue so sweet and true

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