29 April 2014 - homeopathic self-defense

< yesterday -- tomorrow >

Don’t provoke Russia. All deployments must be small and unthreatening. Homeopathic medicine can correctly advertise that it has no side effects, since it has no effects. Now we have homeopathic self-defense.

the Daily Whale || copyright 2014, 2024 Jay J.P. Scott <jay@satirist.org>